Yup. That’s me.

After a tough day like today, GIVE it to me.

  • Regular spaghetti.  Thin noodles. Angel Hair.  Or a combo.  Doesn’t matter.
  • Fetuccini. Linguini.  Tortellini. Anything with “ini” works.  Not discriminating.
  • Bow Tie. Corkscrew. Elbow. Lasagna. You pick it.  Just be sure you have enough for 3-4 helpings.
  • Red sauce.  White sauce.  Butter Sauce.  Makes no difference. Put the pot down.  Hand me the spoon.

Roll it in front of me.

Give me a stick of butter, a salt shaker and a fork.

And stand back.

I need ten minutes of quiet time…with me and my pasta.

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Zeke + Buddhist Monk + Almonds = Enlightenment!

zeke staring at almond9:15 pm.  June 26, 2012.

Zeke, our four-year old Vizsla, has excellent hearing and smell.  But not for the bird hunting discipline that he was bred for – – but for California Blue Diamond Smokehouse Almonds.  From a room away, he can hear a 1/2 turn on the top of the plastic Almond container.  If he’s outside and comes inside, his nose goes 911 when he sniffs a whiff of a single nut.

Zeke and I have a routine each night.  He waits for Dad’s snack time before bed time when Dad and Zeke share a heaping handful of almonds.  Most days, it’s one for Zeke, one for Dad, one for Zeke, one for Dad.  (OK, sometimes Dad cheats on the allocation when Zeke isn’t looking. OK, OK, more than sometimes.)

Zeke wolfs down his Almond without breaking his eye lock with Dad.  No chewing.  Straight down the gullet.  1 Almond.  2 Almonds.  3 Almonds.  Same pattern.  He gives me the same desperate look that he might miss out on his share if he breaks his stare.   (Those eyes are telling me that he knows that I’m cheating him out of his allocation.)

I proceed to tell him that “maybe you should chew your almonds and enjoy them rather than just scarfing them down without tasting them – maybe you won’t keep begging for more.” (I’m no different that you other dog owners.  I believe he understands me but he just doesn’t want to cooperate.)

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