
6 a.m. this morning.
7.5 hours of uninterrupted sleep. WTH is that?
Dallas, TX. Hotel check-out.
This Hotel, a fine property.
Receptionist punches my room number into the system and then quickly lifts her head, and makes eye contact.
She pauses. And looks back down, reading. And that ain’t no coincidence.
The hotel record has to be Red Flagged with an Alert. Has to be.
“Be damn careful here. That gnarly look is squarely aligned with his disposition. Man has been a patron here for 3 years. Many (MANY) nights. We’ve had a string of 5 straight stays of really bad luck.
- #1 & #2: A/C out 2 nights.
- #3: Party next door and in hallway from 1:30 am to 3:30 am. (He typically wakes at 4am. He doesn’t Party.)
- #4: Room Service delivered meal to the wrong room, and he had to wait another hour.
- #5: The pièce de résistance. Room Service barreled through his locked door (the wrong door) at 2 a.m. Yes, he was sleeping. But not any longer.
He’s advised the Hotel Manager that he’s a Simple Man. He’s not interested in fresh towels (he reuses his), he’s not interested in turn down service, or mint chocolate squares on his pillow, or a Shoe Shine. He’s not interested in a coupon for a free dessert, and not interested in you walking around the counter to hand him his key. He wants his key (fast), he wants a Quiet room, he wants working AC and he would like his order for room service to be delivered within the hour. Continue reading “Flying AA1011 N.W. With Miracles?”



