This is SO me.
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LOL. Reminds me of the legendary Erma Bombeck. Her view was those of us weight challenged were not weak, just neat. Can’t stand the half eaten cookie, the uneven cut of cake, the broken brownie….
So, that’s what it is Susan. (NOT) 🙂
Now I want a cookie…..
Well, you can virtually take any swim lane above and score a cookie!
I have never needed an algorithm to decide to eat a cookie. I probably need one to decide when to stop eating cookies. Naw, “All gone” only takes one level. This is great!
Me too (need an algorithm for stopping to eat a cookie)!
Love the flowchart David. Now I want a cookie.
Funny Terry. I thought the exact same thing when I read it. 🙂
This poster should hang over my husband’s desk (right above the plate of cookies).
Funny!
Very funny! Still laughing! Because it is SO true. Man’s (woman’s/humankind’s) ability to rationalize is phenomenal.
This chart was true for about 30 years of my life – quite literally. And I still have the odd moment…
I’m a Senior Rationalizer. Yes. Looks like you’ve managed to lick this problem. Good for you.
I wish I saw this before I just posted about my “snacking” habit.
Now you’ve got me curious. I’ll need to check out your post. 🙂
That is a hoot! Makes me think of my dad, who “never liked to leave a messy edge” on a cake or pie–‘clean up’ virtually always scored him at least a quarter of a slice. 🙂
I can relate. 🙂
Great flow chart, not a cookie person myself, so I just replaced cookie with cake and it made total sense 🙂
Cookies, cakes, ice cream, chocolate – all interchangeable for me. Be grateful that you’re just centered around cake! 🙂
Soooo perfect. Substitute with “cake,” which is what we bought and scarfed on Friday….
Awesome reflection of the philosophy of eating cookies.
Yes, isn’t it. The somehow read me mind and charted it.
I vote for the “yes”. One cookie won’t hurt. It kind of takes the edge off the craving. It’s the second and the third… That’s why I like buying cookies in single servings.
Buying cookies in single servings. You are so far advanced Ledia!
Thank you, David for such high praise!
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I totally deserve a cookie!
You probably deserve two!