hello everyone, wally here. soooooo, short update on the big news today. mom bought all these fancy dog toys when i joined the family last month, a whole basket full of toys. mom is so nice. i love mom. dad said he will need to get a 2nd job to fund all these wally expenses. mom said but isn’t he worth it?!…dad said mom could get a paycheck producing job like she promised 30 years ago after the kids went to school. mom just laughed at him and said but who would care for wally and what good is dad for if she went to work. i barked at mom saying good one mom. any who, back to the big news. i cant tell mom but dad is better than mom at play time, so much better. today he gave me an empty plastic Snapple bottle and i chased and banged and chewed it all day long. it is like the best toy ever. and the great thing is that dad drinks 5 of these a day so there is like an endless supply of them, and dad said these are mostly free compared to the expensive toys mom buys. dad is so smart. dad said when mom isnt around maybe he will open up the pantry and just let me at it. wow. i can’t wait. eric looked at me in that 2nd pic and said that i’m the next neil armstrong astronaut and that i may go to the moon. that’s just so amazing. so i when i went out to go pee pee tonight, i saw this beautiful moon and i asked mom and dad to take a picture of me in front of the moon. that’s my paw walking on the moon…so cool, right? dad said that if i keep peeing in the house, i’m definitely going straight to the moon. no problem dad, wally on the moon, i’m ready. so more to come on the moon thing, stay tuned. good night everyone. wally signing out.
Wally, Wally, Wally, you are the cutest! You may be going to the moon, but you are clearly Dad’s shining star….
awwww. thank you lori!
No matter how cute you are, going pee pee in the house is gonna get old. You best get on that. Trust me, once you do that? You won’t believe the things you’ll be allowed to do!
dale, sometimes I just cant hold it!
I hear ya, Wally. It’s not easy! But I know you’ll get the hang of it!
Five Snapples a day? FIVE? You sure…?
I’m calling my stock broker tomorrow and investing in Snapple if you’re sure about that number…
Would this be considered “insider trading”…
Wally? Let me know before the opening of tomorrow’s market….
xx Anxious…and waiting….
Ha! I’ve gone cold turkey Raye. let’s see how long it lasts!
I was waiting for Wally to go for a nap, but it didn’t happen today. I love the Wally stories, Keep ’em comin’.
Ok! Wally is grateful! Thank you!
just make sure it’s a round-trip ticket
absolutely!
for sure!
Wait a second…the moon in St Paul, MN isn’t as big as yours is in the photo. Was it a different day? It’s always fun to read Wally’s posts. Maybe he should get his own blog?
I like your sense of humor. Thank you!
that was in fact same moon but camera somehow puffed it up! or more likely dad didn’t know what he was doing!
Step one -potty training; step two celebrating how happy you’ll make daddy.
oh if it were that easy!!!!
Sometimes, the toys our dogs, love the most, aren’t those most, expensive ones we went to the stores to purchase for them, sometime, they prefer, something, simpler, like an, empty, water bottle that made the loud crackling sounds, that we tossed out.
So very true. Thank you.
Way to go Wally. You have a very pretty mommy (and a smart dad.)
awww. i know Darlene. Thank you.
Daddy is a drama king.
You photo with your beautiful mommy and touching the moon is everything.
You know Wally, none of my children played with the toys we bought them. They all played with every day items, between mommy’s feet in the kitchen cabinets, or sorting a container of mixed nuts and creating designs on the floor using the nuts, because, who cares about Legos.
My father in law said something about children like that, intelligence and social skills.
thank you sawsan. i liked the photo of mom holding me so i could walk on the moon. oh, dad says those that shout drama are usually the root cause of the drama. i don’t know about that but dad says if i know what’s good for me, i should remember he’s the boss.
i dont want him to hear me saying this but he is the boss
right!
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WAlly, Wally … good morning, Wally!! — huge grin!!
playful ball of fur
He is!
I enjoy your Wally updates! He could pee on my floors any time.
Laughing! Thanks Doug!
Good Morning dear David, What a lovely posts… I will come back again and read all your adventures with Wally! This visit was only eye touches… Beautiful and so lovely, Thank you, Love, nia
Thank you Nia! Good morning to you too!
You made me laugh… still I am laughing. Loved so much. You are being very funny family, Blessing and Happiness to you ALL, Thank you, Love, nia
thank you Nia!
I saw this first on ig…. Rumbo, another Frenchie, but really big and bully, would give his life for a PET bottle – although he likes the screwlid from plastic best. He drives his owners pot crazy because he is so crazed out…
Laughing. Crazed out is exactly the term.