Wally’s Great Adventures (21)

hello peeps, wally here. mom went to run errands and left dad in charge, and thats when the good times roll. I love mom but she treats me like a little baby, baby, little baby – she puts up cardboard boxes blocking my access to all rooms but the kitchen and family room. while dad lets me explore, he treats me like a grown up. I love dad. he gets behind his computer and totally forgets about me so i can go on adventures. i walk from room to room smelling cool things. i crawled into erics open suitcase under his bed, found his leather belt, got myself comfortable, and started gnawing on it. it felt so good on my teeth. 10 minutes later i heard dad calling for me. I got really quiet because this was a great time for dad and me to play hide and seek. dad started yelling louder. “WALLY! THIS ISNT FUNNY!” i barked to let dad know where to find me. dad came running in the room…WALLY, I TOLD YOU TO STAY OUT OF TROUBLE. he dragged eric’s suitcase out from under the bed and there i was, laying on my tummy with erics belt in my mouth. i barked at him: peek-a-boo dad! dad asked me to open my mouth, he stuck in his giant fingers and made me gag, and he pulled out blobs of leather gunk. WALLY! he said, your tongue is red, mom is going to freak! dad carried me into the bathroom and started to wash my tongue with a wash cloth. i bit down on the wash cloth and dad’s finger. WALLY, THAT f*cking HURT! dad yelled. well dad how would like me to wash your tongue with a giant wash cloth. so while dad was putting a bandaid on his little boo-boo, he let me explore in the bathroom. after we were done, dad tucked me in for a nap and he went back to work. see the last pic? dad noticed i had red eye and freaked. he told me i had better not say anything to mom or he would blame me for doing bad shit with the belt and now i had pink eye. that’s all for tonight everyone. have a good night. Wally.

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  1. Getting into troubl

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  2. Getting into trouble when mom’s not around, how will the dads, handle us? They’re just, ill-eqipped to, as fathers are known to be, part-time parents, while, us women, do our works, 24/7…

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  3. Lol! Wally, leather is expensive! Go for the underwear next time! 👍

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  4. You‘re lucky to be so super cute Wally…. I think that‘s why everything is pardoned and easily forgotten. Also, you‘re still technically a baby even if you like to play big boy, but that‘s alright, since you ARE a boy. I also think that costs for munched, eaten up, (vomited and later vets‘ bills), stained and miraculously disappearing items must be calculated in advance in the upkeep of a ‚proper dog‘. So basically, you did nothing wrong! You made my morning, little bud.

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  5. getting into good trouble

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  6. Adorable and curious! Gotta love that wee boy 🥰

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  7. Hey Wally, perhaps you need to remind dad what kind of mischief he got into when he was a little guy…or not…your escapades remind us that surprises are everywhere…rest well…

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  8. WMS (that’s short for ‘What Mimi Said,’ Wally). I am pretty sure Dad didn’t always ‘color within the lines’ when he was a pup. You’re learning every day and we are cheering you on from the sidelines. Cute counts for A LOT…can get one out of some serious scrapes. Just sayin’….

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  9. Wally, looks like you’ve been having fun. I hope your eye gets better. Sending snuggles.

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  10. I cannot handle the bathtub pics. Those wrinkles 😍

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  11. Poor little Wally, can’t get around the boxes!

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  12. LOL I’m laughing, but I suppose it’s not funny. The things puppies will try to eat! I know of a lab (not our dog) who ate a whole sock and had to have an operation $$$ to take it out. Another day without help and it would have killed the dog. (The owner didn’t know what the dog’s problem was until the vet did an x-ray.) Wally’s lucky he only got his mouth washed out. Those puppies! They have to get into EVERYthing.

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