Kisses to you too, Caleb. Thanks for the reminder of what day it is. You don’t know how important it is to us retired people who don’t write down the date every day at work.
“Kiss Me, Fool” Day? They do look yummy, soft, and inviting. Hey, I’ve even kissed my kitties, if not on the lips. (They do have lips, don’t they?) Mmmm! Now I’m feeling warm and fuzzy!
Happy Hump Day, sir! You save millions, perhaps billions of workers from the despair of wage slavery by reminding them, “Yes, there is a weekend in your future. Hold on, don’t pull that trigger till you learn you have to come in Saturday, maybe Sunday, to complete that project I assigned you Tuesday knowing you couldn’t complete in less than two weeks, by promising you a phantom wage increase if you did it!”
We’ve all been there, except the guys next to the top. They get to tell their superiors, “Yes, I had him put in front of a firing squad for failing to complete the task you needed done! It was unfortunate his wife and 14 children will have to forage for roots and berries to survive, but, since he was executed, there are no widow’s benefits for her!”
The guy next to the top, of course, will get a zillion dollar pay raise/bonus because he showed excellent judgement in dealing with the problem work slave who would have completed the project and been satisfied with an “attaboy” had the deadline been realistic.
Cynical? Not for the wage slave, who works in a deluded notion that you can become a top guy if only you sacrifice personal life for the company!
Pucker up, everybody!
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Nope! Not me.
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Oh come on Sawsan. You’ve kissed worse!
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Laughing! I have NOT.
Only humans, kitties, and dogs. And I’m not expanding my list.
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You so have! You are blocking the moment from your consciousness.
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Yes I have.
You just had to dig this one out!!!
Excuse me while I go rinse my mouth with bleach!
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OMG. I knew it! Sitting on train now laughing. Now everyone thinks I’m the Crazy!
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I’m blocking six and and half years from my consciousness, not just a moment. All my first marriage.
I’ll kiss the camel I guess!
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Omg. So funny. I hit a nerve. And I’m enjoying all of it.
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I’m going to hit you one of those days lol
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You’d have to stop kissing Goats first and then catch me.
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Goats are THE CUTEST.
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Laughing.
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c’mon, put it right here –
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Exactly!
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Mwahhhhhh💋
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He loved that Lori.
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Pucker up, Buttercup!
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That’s right!
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Reblogged this on It Is What It Is and commented:
The best way to start Wednesday … how can’t one not smile!?
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Exactly!
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Those eyelashes though … Smiling ! 🙂 MJ
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It’s all about the lashes…
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Yes, it’s the day for a Caleb sweet kiss! 😉 HHD, Dave! 🙂
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Happy Belated Hump day to you to Marina.
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🙂
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Gotta love ’em!!
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Yep!
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I’ve seen that pucker before–he does it to all the girls!
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ALL, the girls.
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Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my close up.
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Very good Christie!
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Kisses to you too, Caleb. Thanks for the reminder of what day it is. You don’t know how important it is to us retired people who don’t write down the date every day at work.
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Funny. For those not retired as well.
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Nice thing about photos is… you can’t smell his breath!
Though he does look like a face waiting to be painted! 🙂
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Now that is Funny!
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Caleb and friends hitting tourists up for handouts.
-Alan
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Awwww, just a request for a little token of appreciation.
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Blowing kisses! Thanks, Caleb.
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Caleb accepts the wonderful gesture Darlene.
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It’s give us kiss day
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That’s it!
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Kisses right back at ya 💋
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Ha! Exactly.
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“Kiss Me, Fool” Day? They do look yummy, soft, and inviting. Hey, I’ve even kissed my kitties, if not on the lips. (They do have lips, don’t they?) Mmmm! Now I’m feeling warm and fuzzy!
Happy Hump Day, sir! You save millions, perhaps billions of workers from the despair of wage slavery by reminding them, “Yes, there is a weekend in your future. Hold on, don’t pull that trigger till you learn you have to come in Saturday, maybe Sunday, to complete that project I assigned you Tuesday knowing you couldn’t complete in less than two weeks, by promising you a phantom wage increase if you did it!”
We’ve all been there, except the guys next to the top. They get to tell their superiors, “Yes, I had him put in front of a firing squad for failing to complete the task you needed done! It was unfortunate his wife and 14 children will have to forage for roots and berries to survive, but, since he was executed, there are no widow’s benefits for her!”
The guy next to the top, of course, will get a zillion dollar pay raise/bonus because he showed excellent judgement in dealing with the problem work slave who would have completed the project and been satisfied with an “attaboy” had the deadline been realistic.
Cynical? Not for the wage slave, who works in a deluded notion that you can become a top guy if only you sacrifice personal life for the company!
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THIS, is the Comment of the DAY! Thank you Doug.
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Hey, I try!
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