Guess what day it is?

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5:58 pm. Today.

Rachel: Hi Dad!
Dad: GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS?
Rachel: What?
Dad: GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS?
Rachel: DAD! Why are you yelling?
Dad: GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS?
Rachel: OK Dad.  It’s Monday. What’s Up?
Dad: You didn’t return my call last night.
Rachel: I didn’t have time.  I was busy studying for a big test.
Dad: Really?
Rachel: Really.
Dad: GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS?
Rachel: (Silence. She’s been at this show before. Boom coming down)
Dad: Honey, today is PARENTS’ APPRECIATION DAY!
Rachel: What?
Dad: Yes. From 7pm to 10pm, you will appreciate your Parents.
Rachel: (Silence. She’s not sure where this is going but she knows it’s a bad place.)
Dad: I checked our bill during the time you were busy doing homework last night.
Dad: Looks like you had plenty of time to send text messages to your friends.
Rachel: (More silence)
Dad: So, your cell service will be cut off from 7pm to 10pm.
Rachel: OK Dad.
Dad: Love you Honey. Can you hear me now?

 


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Comments

  1. Good one dad!

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  2. yes, it’s getting a bit clearer now….

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  3. I forgot…how old is Rachel? I’m just trying to get a picture of all of this. 🙂

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  4. Michael Zahaby says:

    My maaan

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  5. it’s not humpday, tomorrow I’ll listen to you.

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  6. You could pretend to get old and frail and she’d check on you every evening. It works 🙂

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  7. smiling. you love that Rachel, Dave. 🙂

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  8. You enjoyed that, didn’t you? …giddy gleefulness?

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  9. I enjoyed so much… you are amazing dear David, Thank you, love, nia

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  10. To pervert the bard ever so slightly…”He’ll hath no fury like a parent scorned.” And I’m sorry, pal, but I detected a little too much glee in that sentencing hearing…. 😉

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  11. That would be “hell” — damned autocorrect….

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  12. Been there, done that – and yet, I was the one who felt awful. Typical.

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  13. Wow, you are you tough! The question I have is did you stick to it?

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  14. Alex Jones says:

    Hard parent, love it.

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  15. What? Really? There’s a parent appreciation day? Guess I should have called my parents. Oops …

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