Truths About My Life

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#2: Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.
#4: There is a great need for a sarcasm font.
#9: I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least kind of tired.
#11: You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you aren’t going to doing anything productive the rest of the day.
#22: I would rather try to carry 10 overloaded plastic bags in each hand than take two trips to bring the groceries in.
#24 I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
#25 How many times is it appropriate to say “What?” before you just nod and smile because you didn’t hear or understand a word they said?
#26 I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay Strong Brothers and Sisters.
#29 There’s no worse feeling than that millisecond you’re sure you are going down after leaning your chair back a little too far.
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Comments

  1. Mark Thomas says:

    Wonderful! I agree with all of this!

  2. Shawna Schuh says:

    Funny stuff David!

  3. Hit #11 about an hour ago and gave up trying to decipher the fine line between boredom and hunger a long time ago. I am trying to remember to reach for veggies though, instead of the bag of ripple potatoe chips and jar of onion dip. Drat … the potatoe chip craving is on!

  4. mimijk says:

    You realize that everyone who reads this is going to beginning nodding in agreement at the outset and continue with increasing enthusiasm until the end. I was just thinking ‘yup’, ”me too’ – and when I got to the ten grocery bags I was beginning to feel I was being watched. I do end up being the one who caves and lets the jerk cut in though. SIgh.

  5. #4, #11, #22 – totally. This is fantastic…great addition to my Friday afternoon where #11 is upon me.

  6. lkanigan says:

    Good stuff. Not many I don’t agree with.

  7. I’m not a guy so I’ve never tried tipping my chair back. Agree with all the others and chocolate always solves the boredom/hunger problem.

  8. Those are good. I also love #2 on the list – “Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.”
    Not that this would define me in the least…

  9. srp17 says:

    Yup agree with them all but #25 really hit the mark!

  10. Hysterical! I experienced #11 at about 3:30 this afternoon’. Acquiesced to the feeling, grabbed the latest issue of Vanity Fair, poured a glass of wine and headed for the deck. There *are* certain perks in working for yourself…. ;-) . And #26 absolutely!!

  11. can totally relate to number 25…. a great smile helps you get through this one :)

  12. So true.

  13. David, David, David! You keep me chucklin’! By the way, I did the chair thing – accidentally, so does that still make it a guy thing? :)

  14. iamborg1of1 says:

    Love #4!

  15. adinparadise says:

    I think we would get along well together. I can relate to all these at some time in my life. #26 should be an unbreakable rule for all decent people. #29 I’ve only done once in my life – so humiliating and very sore. #2 happens less often now that I’m older and wiser. #25 definitely more often, now that I’m older and wiser. :) Have a great day.

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