A: Nope. My tummy is a wee bit swollen and hurts. Prodigious over indulgence in chocolate and an assortment of baked goods. I’m going to sit right here and enjoy the day.
Q: Are you going to Return/exchange gifts today?
A: In that madness?*!* Absolutely not, I’m going to sit right here and enjoy the day.
Q: You seem at Peace today. Are you practicing your sutras and deep breathing?
A: Ahhh. So you noticed. Yes.
Q: So, what’s the plan for today?
A: After I’m through here, I’m going for a swim and then back inside to watch movies.