Here’s what I’ve found from my exhaustive google searches:*
- Greek foot (also known as Morton’s foot) has the 2nd toe longer than all of the other toes. Can be seen on Roman statues Tiberius, the Greek God Apollo and the Statue of Liberty. Indicates leadership qualities. Rulers from ancient Egyptian and Hawaiian royal dynasties all had long second toes. You need to be in charge. (DK: Yup. Got this right. Kids, listen up. Your old man is a near direct descendant of Apollo. Greeks’ Rule.)
- Germanic foot (also known as Peasant feet or Giselle feet) has at least 3 toes similar in length and tend to be short and stubby. Stable functioning foot. Ideal for ballerinas. (DK: Wow. Peasant and Ballerina. Scratch your head on that one.)
- Egyptian foot has the longest big toe with all other toes tapering down. Described as the most functional of all of the foot structures. (DK: Figures that the pyramid-builders would get this right.)
- Celtic Toe: Wiki** states that article references on this topic are subject to deletion as there is no scientific support or basis for these conclusions. (DK: Bottom Line: If you have Celtic toes, you’re in deep trouble.)
- Roman Toes: (DK: Couldn’t find any research. Even Wiki** had a minor passing reference. So you are either alien or a yet-to-be-discovered species.)
Sources:
- Image Source: Themetapicture.com.
- The Telegraph. Foot reading: What your toes say about you
- Curing Chronic Pain. Your Feet: What they Look Like Give Valuable Information
- Wiki: Celtic Toes – Articles for Deletion. Roman Toes.
Footnotes:
* Note to self: Don’t believe everything you read.
** Wiki: Source of all Truth and Knowledge.
Live & Learn 
Oh! Mine’s Greek too! Thanks for the share. 🙂
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You are from superior stock Zezil. 🙂
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I have the greek foot too. I think it’s the prettiest!
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Lucky you!
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All Egyptian here!
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Left out that “functional = boring”
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You’re just jealous almighty one……
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Mine doesn’t look as distinct as those examples. I’m thinking from the looks of it – maybe Roman.
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Oh, oh.
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Or….Alien…
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Laughing. I wasn’t going to go there. But based on Wiki, I’m afraid that you may have to accept this conclusion. 🙂
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Egyptian here too… 🙂 Celtic cracks me up…both the drawing and what you have to say about it. Sorry, any of you Celtic feet out there, but… Lol!!!! Sorry.
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Of course you’re Egyptian. Of course you are.
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And, of course, you’re Greek, Almighty One… 🙂
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That’s right. The was some rationale behind The King references.
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🙂
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My left foot is Egyptian and my right foot is Greek. Go figure. Seriously I’m laughing about it too. I learned something today. Great post.
BE ENCOURAGED! BE BLESSED!
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Wow Francine. This sounds very serious. 🙂
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I know, but believe me its true. 🙂
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I have no doubt.
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DK, The sixth category – Cro Magnon – is mysteriously missing from your research. I think you may want to reconsider the category you actually belong to..!!..
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LAUGHING! Ah yes, I’ve been waiting for the cave dwellers to emerge. And I’m not disappointed.
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Is this where you have 6 toes?
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I don’t think I’ll tell, but this is a very interesting way to get the party going.
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It certainly is!
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Me too. Greek
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I figured. With all that talent you have. You must be Greek. 🙂
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😉
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Egyptian. There’s a reason it’s listed #1.
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Wow. Talk about jumping to erroneous conclusions.
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Greek!
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Yes!
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Egyptian…and I walk like one too (ok, that song dates me doesn’t it)..
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You know, you sort of look like those famous Egyptian Queens.
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Egyptian for me as we’ll, and if you’re claiming Apollo in your lineage, David, then I’m calling dibs on Nefertiti. Just sayin’…..
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Nefertiti. It is. I like saying Nefertiti. Nefertiti. Nefertiti.Nefertiti.Nefertiti.Nefertiti.Nefertiti.
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Laughing….I vacillated between Nefertiti and Cleopatra, but decided to go with the former, as her name means “The Beautiful one has come” and I figured it was hard to go wrong with an announcement like that. 😉
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I pegged Illinois farm girl to be more humble than that. It all comes out in the end though doesn’t it.
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Yes, your Majesty, we all have our dirty little secrets….
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FUNNY!
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…hard to guess mine!!! 😆
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A Greek has Greek toes! Wow. This is proof that this actually works. Incredible validation.
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Got any diagrams for four-toed people?
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OK Wally. NOW THIS WAS FUNNY. You win the comment of the post award. Hands down. Still laughing.
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Is this where you have 6 toes?
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Eight, count ’em. Let’s see – – – 1 2 3 4 and now the other one 1 2 3 4. Yep, eight.
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4 toes is caused by having the foot in the mouth for too long.
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True!
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I would tell you the story about the ‘gater but you would not believe it.
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Still laughing.
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Egyptian married to a Roman … he is a bit of a mystery at times.
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You too have facial similarities to Egyptian women. I think this chart has real legs. (No pun intended)
I’m sure your hubby has landed with similar conclusions about you.
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And where do Lebanese fit in this scheme?
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I’ll get to that in a future post. It is quite complicated and warrants a separate independent analysis.
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I am laughing! Great mid-day wake up! My feet are Egyptian and the Celtic looks an awful lot like my hands–don’t want to know what that means!
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Wow. This sounds very serious.
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:0
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Well, I’m somewhere between an Egyptian and a Greek (first two toes are even, the rest taper), so that puts me in the Mediterranean. Perhaps, I’m Atlantean.
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You are a mixed breed. Oh boy.
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Roman here! lol
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Wow. As a new commenter on the blog I will reserve sarcastic comments. (That comes after 3 comments then you are family)
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lol. OMG I have Roman foot. Sure feel like an alien. Thanks for sharing. Now no confusion.
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Now that’s funny. I’m glad I was able to show you the way.
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Uh huh. I am Greek. Cheese! (: I loved DK’s notes for Roman toe “So you are either alien or a yet-to-be-discovered species.” 😀
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Greek! Cheese! Funny!
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Always knew I was Alien and yet to be discoveted.
Confirmation is always good.
*Phones home*
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Still, laughing.
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Mine fits none of the above.
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You are then certainly of a higher order. 🙂
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Doesn’t figure. My right foot says Egyptian the left looks Roman. So what gives???
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Wow. Stunner. No idea. 🙂
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I’m Egyptian except when I stubbed my toe last week and now one foot is Greek for a couple weeks.
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Now that’s funny!
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What a fun post
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🙂 Thanks Mona
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My family must have been EVERYWHERE…because my feet look like a combination of them all…lol
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Funny!
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Left foot clearly Greek. Right foot has just a tad Egyptian. Seriously, my right foot is like my mother’s, left foot like my father’s. Does that make me a leader of pyramid making..or?
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I’d go with the ‘or’…:)
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Wait, so you are implying that i am Egyptian??? That is a first…..
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You are GLOBAL!
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Hahahaha! Juat imagine how my feet would look like in that case!!!!!!!!!!! 😀
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Shudder to think.
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I am definitely Greek! I always wondered about my second toe. Sending this to the family~
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Good for you!
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My left foot is Greek and my right foot is Egyptian.
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You are special!
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Thanks for leaving a like on my blog.
I have Egyptian feet. They do seem to be quite functional. I use them every day!
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Smiling. Me too!
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I am Greek, too, much to my surprise. I notice that we also have some other similarities, David, in our writing styles. I am very pleased to notice all of this, today.
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Hi Ann. Thanks for dropping by. I read a few of your posts this morning. I love the authenticity. I’m on board with you as a new follower. Thanks.
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Yippee! Thanks, David. I look forward to reading more of your posts, too.
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Greek, David… Yep, I’m Greek too…
Always thought that second ‘longer’ toe could be a problem… 😉
Phew.. it’s okay… 🙂
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Carolyn, you ARE OK. 🙂
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I’m so unique… aka weird, one foot is greek, the other egyptian. I’m just unique like that! LOL
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Me too! Thanks for sharing…
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Reblogged this on mchelsmusings and commented:
I’m so unique… aka weird, one foot is greek, the other egyptian. I’m just unique like that! LOL
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I have Roman toes; they roam here and roam there. 😛 Seriously though, mine are the Roman shaped feet.
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Ha!
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Thought there would have been more “Footnotes”… considering the subject 😉
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Crafty Ed! Welcome back. Haven’t seen you in these parts for a long time
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I’m experiencing a second life, David… my wife passed away last Autumn and I had a major heart attack in April from related stress. I wasn’t breathing when the hospital’s helicopter got me into surgery… but quick action resulted in a new, bouncing me! And it sure is good to be around!
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Wow Ed. So sorry to hear about your wife. So glad you are still with us.
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Am I the only roman
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May be!?! 🙂
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That makes me Greek as well. Which should surprise my Jewish ancestors. And the Greeks. Don’t the people who developed the chart know of any other ancestries in the world?
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That’s a great question Ellen! 😊
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oh mine is greek my gf is greek too im lucky Sgpw greece
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I’m Greek, why my feet is Egyptian? LOL!
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You are super special!
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