T.G.I.T.: It’s been a long week!

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Saturday Morning Workout Inspiration

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How was your week?

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Guess.What.Day.It.Is.? (Really)

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Related Post: Guess.What.Day.It.Is? (April Fool’s Day)


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Guess.What.Day.It.Is?

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Gottcha! April Fool’s!


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Guess.What.Day.It.Is.

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Come, join Caleb for breakfast!


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My Zen. Is My Zen.

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It’s Saturday, late afternoon.
Dinner out? Or eat in?
I take inventory of the fridge. Eyes pan from the top shelf to bottom. Not feeling it here.
I take inventory: Sweat pants. Shower-less. Shave-less. Matted hair.
Eat in.
I grab a pencil to scribble out my wish list.  I’m about to hand it off.

No chance. You’re coming.
Why?
I’m not listening to you complain that I didn’t get you what you wanted.
Oh, come on.

The K’s are in the car.
You could have put a hat on.
I could have stayed home.
(Silence)
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Pause. Then, ask yourself 3 questions:

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Ouch. Hitting close to the bone here…


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T.G.I.F.: It’s been a long week

T.G.I.F., TGIF


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Mastery of Forethought

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And one more:

“I never smile. Showing one’s teeth is a submission signal in primates. When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life.”

Dwight (The Office)


Source: Thank you Karen @ Karen’s Korner

20 Strangers Lick For the First Time (Take 2)


And if you missed the original, here’s “20 Strangers Kiss for the First Time

And don’t miss today’s NY Times Article offering fascinating background on the original video: A Kiss Is Just a Kiss, Unless It’s an Ad for a Clothing Company (43.5 million views on YouTube and Vimeo and counting…”)


Thank you Lori for sharing.

T.G.I.F.: It’s been a long week

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Source: Thank you Carol via  morethanphotography

20 Strangers Kiss For the First Time


Source: Thank you Karen’s Korner. Music by Soko “We Might be Dead Tomorrow” on iTunes.


T.G.I.F.: It’s been a long week

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Thank you Carol

Guess.What.Day.It.Is.

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I know. I know. I am a handsome devil.


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Yup

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Thank you Susan for sharing with me. (I think)


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Human

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T.G.I.F.: It’s been a long week

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It’s still ONLY Wednesday?

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Runner. Grounded.

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6am Thursday:
12” snowfall overnight. DK working from home.

SK: Are you going to shovel the driveway?
DK: No.
SK: No?
DK: No.
SK: (Eye roll) You’re going to let me do it? Again?
DK: I’ll do it this afternoon after I finish my calls.
SK: No you won’t.
DK: Are you going to keep riding me on this all day?

6am Friday.
3” of additional snowfall overnight.

SK: Are you going to shovel the driveway?
DK: No.
SK: No?
DK: No. Not before work. I’m not showering again.
DK: Just leave it until I return tonight. It will warm up and melt.
SK: Really? You’re kidding right? (She heads outside to shovel.)
DK: I told you to leave it. (She has this Thing about a clean driveway)
SK: How do you plan to get out?
DK: Get out of the way. I’m going to ram through the piles with the car.

2pm Sunday.
DK ventures outside to clear the back steps. SK opens the door.

SK: Why don’t you use the steel edger/chopper to break the ice?
DK: Oh come on. Really? I’ve shoveled show before. Get inside.
SK: OK have it your way.

(Mumbling. Girl telling Canadian how to shovel snow. What’s next?)
I get after it.
I bend the show shovel trying to break the ice.
I lean on it to try bend it back.
I look through the back door to see if she’s watching.
Coast is clear.
I stomp through the snow to get to the garage to get the steel chopper.
I start slamming the ice.
On the third swing, I hit concrete.
Cold, vibrating steel.
Shooting, stabbing pain in my lower back.
Air whooshes out of my lungs.
I fall to my knees. (Dear God help me.)

SK: What’s wrong?
DK: My back.
SK: You’re joking, right?
DK: Does it look like a joke? (I crawl upstairs to bed.)
SK: (Laughing) Do you see any irony here?
DK: No. I don’t actually. None.
DK: I do see you getting enormous pleasure seeing me keeled over in pain.
SK: Oh, come on. Big Man clears 2-steps. I shovel massive piles of snow. (Still laughing)
DK: Stay away from me. Way back.

Snow forecast 3″-5” tonight.


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Nope. Not yet.

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Source: themetapicture.com. Thank you Susan.

T.G.I.F.: My head, my eyes now, I have a little pain.


Last Wednesday, this Man is walking down a Brooklyn street as two snow plows pass by.  The action is recorded on an auto dealer’s security camera.  “Pedro, who was looking at his feet as he walked along the snow-covered sidewalk, says he had no idea the wave of slush was headed his way.”  The force of the snow also broke the window of the dealer. 

“Then, ‘Oh, I’m on the floor,’” he recalled at the dealership Tuesday. “My head, my eyes now, I have a little pain.”

Following the brutal knockdown seen half a million times on the Internet, Pedro says, “I wake up and just go home.”

Pedro said he hadn’t heard from the city — and may file suit after the smack down. The unleashing of an avalanche of snow on an unsuspecting pedestrian is “not safe,” Pedro said. “It’s a problem.”


Source: NY Daily News


Enough already

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How many times? 1000′s

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Saturday!

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Related “Saturday” Posts:

 

When? When does it end?

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Guess What Day It Is?


No one. I mean no one, beats high-stepping Caleb in a foot race.
Don’t miss Caleb’s color commentary at end of the race.


And you’ve had a long week?

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Thank you Carol @ Radiating Blossom

Guess What Day It Is?

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Hi!
Caleb here…
bringing you your Hump Day smile.
WRONG!

DO YOU SEE A SMILE?
That’s right.
No smiles.
No Happy.

Should I bring Dorothy Parker back? 
Good answer. Here’s Dorothy:

WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS?


10″ of snow. -16º F with wind gusts up to 24 mph from NNW.

BRING ME MY SAHARA!


Source: The Telegraph.  (A Bactrian camel with a mouthful of snow at the zoo in Frankfurt, Germany)


I’m so Happy it’s Saturday

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Happy Jumpin’ Llama via thememetapicture


T.G.I.F.: Bean

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Enough? No. More!

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GUESS.WHAT.DAY.IT.IS?
Here’s Caleb with his profile view.
Handsome devil.

Susan tells me this Hump Day / Caleb thing is getting tired.
I say we are just getting started.
If you aren’t voting with your LIKES,
You are going to prove her right.


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Mantra for the Week

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Source: themetapicture (Spotted in the window of a biology professor office…)

Guess What Day It Is?

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Polar Vortex my a**.  Getmeouttahere!

Appears Caleb is getting a bit testy on Hump Day.  He could benefit from some Crest Whitening strips.


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What Fresh Hell Is This?

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6º F.
Winds gusting at 24 mph.
Feels like minus 13º F.


Credits: Image Credit: DISPATCH by Gokhan Cukurova. Post Title: Quote by Marion Meade

Monday Morning Wake-Up Call: Vacation Over. Back to Work.

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Happy New Year!

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Guess What Day It Is?


  • Related Post: Guess.What.Day.It.Is. (Christmas Day and New Year’s Day. Caleb is King!)
  • Inspiration: Thank you John Gallagher
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Monday Morning Wake-Up Hug (and Kiss)

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SMWI* 2: Take your best friend and go

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SMWI* = Saturday Morning Workout Inspiration


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SMWI*: Yup, about right.

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SMWI* = Saturday Morning Workout Inspiration


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Hump Day + 1

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Christmas fell on a Wednesday (Hump Day) and Caleb was at it again.  As you can see from the live shot above, the audience was not all that receptive.


Related Post: Guess.What.Day.It.Is.
Thanks Lorne.

Jingle all the way

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62° F

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Tim Conway: The Elephant Story


This is an unedited version of The Elephant Story from The Carol Burnett Show.  The original air date was November 5, 1977.  Tim Conway refuses to let the scene continue until he can finish a story about a circus elephant.  Not sure what is funnier, Conway’s jokes or the inability of the cast to keep a straight face…


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Truth by Louis CK

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Louis Szekely, 46, known as Louis C.K., is a stand-up comedian, who has been described as the King of Middle Age Rage. C.K.’s father was born in Mexico, while C.K.’s mother is an American of Irish Catholic ancestry, originally from a farm in Michigan.  C.K. was born in Washington, D.C., but lived in Mexico City until the age of seven. His first language is Spanish, and he still retains Mexican citizenship. After graduating from High School, C.K. worked as an auto mechanic and at a public access TV cable station in Boston, while summoning the courage to try stand-up. He first took the stage in 1984 at an open-mic in.  He was so discouraged by the experience that he didn’t perform again for two years. As Boston’s comedy scene grew, he gradually achieved success, performing alongside acts such as Denis Leary and Lenny Clarke.  C.K. has been nominated for numerous Emmy Awards for his writing including his work for The Chris Rock Show, Late Night with Conan O’Brien, Chewed Up and Louie. (Source: Wiki)


“I don’t stop eating when I’m full. The meal isn’t over when I’m full. It’s over when I hate myself.”

“It seems like the better it gets, the more miserable people become. There’s never a technological advancement where people think, “Wow, we can finally do this!” And I think a lot of it has to do with advertising. Americans have it constantly drilled into our heads, every *$*@ day, that we deserve everything to be perfect all the time.”

If you’ve never seen CK in action, here’s Louis C.K. Hates Cell Phones on Conan.


GIF Source: Thank you Karen @ Karen’s Korner

Laugh, and the world laughs with you


The poem “Solitude” was written in 1983 by Ella Wheeler Wilcox, an American Author and poet (1850-1919). It was her most enduring work. The inspiration for the poem came as she was traveling to attend the Governor’s inaugural ball in Madison, Wisconsin. On her way to the celebration, there was a young woman dressed in black sitting across the aisle from her. The woman was crying. Miss Wheeler sat next to her and sought to comfort her for the rest of the journey. When they arrived, the poet was so depressed that she could barely attend the scheduled festivities. As she looked at her own radiant face in the mirror, she suddenly recalled the sorrowful widow. It was at that moment that she wrote the opening lines of “Solitude“: [Read more...]

Yup. Fact.

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I win

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It was cold.
A bone rattling winter morning.
Brother Rich and I are waiting for a ride to hockey practice.
We’re stomping our feet.
And banging our mitts trying to warm.

The hood of our green, ’55 GMC pick-up, is coated with frost.
A frosty floral design.

“I dare you to lick it.”
“You dare me to lick it?”
“Yes.”
“What do I get if I do?”
“You won’t do it.”
“I won’t do it?”

He grins.
Pudgy boy shoots his devilish grin.
I pause.
I wheel around,
And, lick it. [Read more...]

T.G.I.F.: It’s been a long week!


Yup. This about sums up the week!


Source: Thank you Anake

Guess.What.Day.It.Is.

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Caleb’s power knows no bounds.  He’s scheduled Christmas Day on Wednesday, Hump Day.  Caleb is THAT big.

And if you need more Hump Day fixes, hit it herehereherehereherehere and here.


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