T.G.I.F.: It’s Been A Long Week

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Source: gifak-net

Stalking Friday

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Source: themetapicture

Sleeping in August with the covers on

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Yep, about right.


Source:youreyesblazeout

T.G.I.F.: It’s been a long week

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Source: themetapicture.com (bear cub’s first clam)

Some days, some days…

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…after a long day, you need to hang out with your best friend


Notes:

Hearing Voices

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Source: Heyelley

TGIF: 5:00 Bell!

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Source: Weeklyrandom

T.G.I.F.: ‘Tis but a scratch

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Related Monty Python and The Holy Grail Posts:


Source: matty-bojangles

Long Day? Just – – It.

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Source: themetapicture.com. Thanks Susan.

Good Morning, Vietnam


The Best Robin Williams’ moments from the movie Good Morning, Vietnam. Robin Williams, RIP, 1951-2014.


Tuesday Titter: Think Titanic

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Source: Drake

Yep, you’re addicted

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49 Signs You’re Addicted To Reading by Koty Neelis:

1) …People are cool but reading is your preferred social activity.

8) You carry a book with you at all times because you never know when you’ll have a spare minute to do some extra reading.

16) You legitimately don’t understand people who say they don’t read.

25) You honestly can’t think of a better way to spend a Sunday than reading a book and drinking coffee or tea.

29) You buy more books even if you have a stack of books that haven’t been read yet.

Read all 49 signs your addicted @ 49 Signs You’re Addicted To Reading


Photograph: weheartit

T.G.I.F.: It’s Been A Long Week

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Source: themetapicture.com

Guess.What.Day.It.Is?

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My Lady giving me some lovin’…here’s some Hump Day Inspiration.


Notes:

SMWI*: Up Chubby. Up.

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SMWI* = Saturday Morning Work-Out Inspiration. Source: Metamorphosis


The Joker

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It’s the end of a (very) long day, concluding with a work dinner. I drag myself out of the car, pulling my briefcase behind me. My shirt tail is untucked. My tie half undone. My shoes, dusty and scuffed. A disheveled, sloppy mess.

I’m hopeful that I can slither into the house and get a few minutes to myself. I enter. The house is quiet but for the soft murmur of a TV running on another floor. I slowly strip my shoes and socks, with my bare feet cooling on the wood floor. I’m in decompression. Hose me down with pure oxygen. Let Solitude rain on me.

And then.

There’s Thunder. Four legs storming up the stairs. Zeke’s bounding down the hallway. Dad’s Home! He wiggles in and out of my legs. Kissing (licking) my suit pants, leaving white slobber dripping from my crotch. Well that’s nice. Ah, just forget it. It just adds to your ensemble.

Susan rounds the corner. My Hummingbird spewing nectar all over. She’s talking. I’m listening. (Sort of.) The subject turns.

SK: Do you want some feedback? [Read more...]

Monday Morning Wake-Up Call

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Source: Thank you Carol @ Radiating Blossom via Sabon

SMWI*: Truth

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Notes:

  • *SMWI = Saturday Morning Workout Inspiration
  • Source: Chikita Banana

Saturday Morning

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Source: wobblywibbly

T.G.I.F.: It’s been a long week

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(Note to Self: I know what the outcome is. How many times can I watch this?)


Source: gifak-net.tumblr.com

First things first

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Source: Thank you Assorted

Monday Morning Mantra: Ear flaps Up. Keep legs moving.

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Source: NY Times from Charles Schulz’s Peanuts: Artists Edition Published April, 2014

 

 

Saturday Morning Work-Out Inspiration

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Source: indypendent-thinking

 

5:00 PM Bell!

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Source: Chikita Banana

 

Gaffe

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Source: Living in Maine

Guess.What.Day.It.Is?

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OK, now this, THIS, is something special. Sandy, a fellow WordPress blogger @ A Mind Divided, shared this vintage photograph and explained:

My mom and dad travelled a lot after they retired from farming.  I found this picture of them from 1974 when they were in Morocco and immediately thought of you.

And look at Sandy’s Mom and Dad proudly posing with Caleb, who was just a baby…but had high voltage star power even in the early 70’s. Thank you Sandy!


Monday morning after a long weekend

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Tired, testy and feelin’ Titanic…


Source: Themetapicture.com

Running. With Gremlins.

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6:00 am. 60º F. Light breeze. A Runner’s paradise. I’m out the door.

Mood Check: On a continuum of Bliss on the right and Rage on the left, the needle is twitching left of center.

It is said that, today, we live in a secular society, believing in worldly, non-religious, non-spiritual “things.” Just look at me. Every morning when I step on the scale…no matter what caloric catastrophe I engaged in the day before, I believe our Taylor 7506 Digital Scale is going to deliver.  This morning, was just another morning.  My cup runneth over. With belief.

A deep breath. A pause. One step up. Then the other. The digital read-out comes to life. Gremlins scurrying around with their algorithms. They’re flicking in a range from 208.5 to 207.8 and back. Why do you think they flick in a range? They didn’t use to flick in a range. Belly jiggling, so they can’t lock on? My eyes get large. They settle on 208.3. DAMN IT.

Ten pounds up in less than 60 days. If God was Good…If God was Great, this wouldn’t be so damn difficult. I’m drowning in temptation. Cereal. Danishes. Fruit and Cheese filled croissants. Ice cream. Pasta. And that was just yesterday. It’s raining on me.

And by now, you know what comes next: PENANCE. [Read more...]

Def: kar·ma (noun)

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Source: themetapicture


You were waiting for a sign…

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Source: thedaybeforyoucome

T.G.I.F.: It’s Been A Long Week

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Source: Thank you Steve Layman

Guess.What.Day.It.Is?

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Source: Strangezoo.com

Some days, some days…

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…after a long day, you need a Kiss from your Mama


Notes:

Monday Mantra: Lead

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Source: Gifak-net


A Letter to My Brother, Lorne. L-O-R-N-E.

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Some things can’t be left unchecked. No Sir.

My youngest Brother Lorne replied to my post “I came that way. D0K” with this:


That was funny but don’t feel sorry for you. On a weekly basis I go through this. First name Lorne. Loren? No. Lauren? No. Lauryn? No. Mark? Mark…WTF! And the other day…Thor! Really? How our parents allowed you and my other awesome brother to name me I will never understand!!


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SMWI*: Abs. Come on People. Just tap tap. In the right spot.

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SMWI* = Saturday Morning Workout Inspiration. Source: Gifak.net 


No Sir. I can’t.

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Source: QuoteLounge

T.G.I.F.: It has been a long week

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Source: Headlikeanorange (Young black-tailed prairie dog)

I came that way. D0K.

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JB: Full name please?
DK: David Kanigan. David K-A-N-I-G-A-N.
JB: Full name please.
DK: David Kanigan. David K-A-N-I-G-A-N.
JB: That’s your full name?
DK: Yes.

(Yes. Oh, yes. I know what’s coming next. This scene, played out, over and over. Hundreds of times. Blood pressure clickety clacking up.)

JB: Middle name please.
DK: None.
JB: None?
DK: None.

(She lifts her head to look at the Alien. And pauses, wondering whether to push forward. Then, courageously plows ahead.)

JB: You mean you weren’t given one at birth? Or you changed your name?

(I look down. Two arms. Two legs. Flip flops reveal 10 toes. How many years do I have to take this sh*t?!)

(I look up. Smile. Which way do I take this? High Road. Or Low Road. I count. One. Two. Three.)

[Read more...]

That’s Right!

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Source: Kulfoto

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SMWI*: Weight Loss Tips

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Source: chikita banana. SMWI*=Saturday Morning Work-out Inspiration

T.G.I.F.: It’s Been A Long Week

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Source: Animated Gifs

Tuesday for Teamwork: It’s all about a nurturing environment

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Source: Chikita Banana (Kristen Wiig in Bridesmaids, 2011)

It’s just this simple

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Source: Themetapicture

Hump Day: Fluoride Baby. Fluoride.

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Source: Strangecosmos.com

Saturday Morning Work-Out Inspiration: This about sums it up.

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Source: la-belle-chikita

 

5:00 PM Bell: Get Shades On. Get Home.

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Source: Animated Gifs

T.G.I.F.: It’s been a long week!

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Source: RinkyTinkytinky

Some days, some days…

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…you need to turn your cheek and have a friend give you a little peck on the cheek…


Notes:

5:00 Bell: Heading Home For Long Weekend

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