Two youtube videos back to back. Blogger taboo. Yet this. This. I couldn’t resist. Still laughing.
Having a tough Hump Day?
TGIF: A sock and a sock and a shoe and a shoe.
How many laughs is this man responsible for in my life? Too many to count. Here’s two minutes with Archie and Michael.
T.G.I.F.: Loooooong Week
Three Drops*
Three drops.*
Fall asleep wondering if this is the solve. (Please.)
Amygdala firing up on ailment. (See.)
Doc said there may be issues later in life because of trauma. (Has it arrived?)
One month of angst. (Eradicated. With three drops.)
One could ask why did you wait so long. (Or, one could avoid asking.)
And one wouldn’t have a good answer.
* Disclosure: Turn your eyelids inside out? Heresy. Wear contacts? Nothing touches my eyes. LASIK surgery to correct nearsightedness? Don’t come near me with your surgery solution. Apply your own eyedrops? Can’t do it. Keep eye open so drops can be applied for you? Impossible. Squeal like a baby when drop splashes on eye? Absolutely.
Image Source: LetsBeConnor
Is that a path or a rut?
“What we don’t know chains us, leaves us sitting in the valley with a stupid smile. We discover our ignorance as we go. After a lifetime, if we’ve been attentive, we should fall to our knees before the vastness, the ungraspable minutiae of our world. We should suspect that it constitutes our God. And we so-called experts of this or that, could we have done more than play our one chord? Wisdom is to know, at best, that we make only a little good noise, a few small dents. It’s why the wise laugh a lot, why the laughter of metaphysicians echoes in the spaces they probe. We walk out of our houses into the enormity of our task. What kind of ant is that? Who named the phlox? Is that a path or a rut?”
~ Stephen Dunn, Ignorance - Riffs & Reciprocities
Stephen Dunn (born 1939) is an American poet. He won the Pulitzer Prize for his 2001 collection, Different Hours. He was born in Forest Hills, Queens in New York. Dunn completed his B.A. in English at Hofstra University and his M.A. in creative writing at Syracuse. He has taught at Wichita State, University of Washington, Columbia University, University of Michigan and Princeton University. Dunn lives in Ocean City New Jersey.
Sources: Quote - whiskeyriver.blogspot.com. Image: Jakupwashere
T.G.I.F.: Bing. Bing. Bing. Bing.
Hump Day: Cat v Birds.
Don’t miss the birds on the branch at end of gif. Come on. Admit it. You smiled.
Source: themetapicture.com
It’s going to be a wonderful day…
- Q: Are you going to exercise today?
- A: Nope. My tummy is a wee bit swollen and hurts. Prodigious over indulgence in chocolate and an assortment of baked goods. I’m going to sit right here and enjoy the day.
- Q: Are you going to Return/exchange gifts today?
- A: In that madness?*!* Absolutely not, I’m going to sit right here and enjoy the day.
- Q: You seem at Peace today. Are you practicing your sutras and deep breathing?
- A: Ahhh. So you noticed. Yes.
- Q: So, what’s the plan for today?
- A: After I’m through here, I’m going for a swim and then back inside to watch movies.
- Q: All day?
- A: All Day!
- Q: Enjoy!
Decaf Please!
T.G.I.F.: Let’s go on a Neature walk
My children shared this clip with me 2 years ago. I didn’t like it and thought it was ridiculous. I later changed my assessment and found myself repeating the lines and whistling the jingle. I’ve since (without exaggeration) watched this clip 50+ times. Welcome to an introduction to my sweet spot for laughs. Enjoy biting goats…
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Yup, had one of those days yesterday…
So, tell me. What’s on your mind?
- Source: animal planet.
- Inspired by Melody Johnson at Donkey Whisperer Farm Blog who’s always inspirational.
T.G.I.F.: Long Week? Let’s Play!
Monday morning. Not ready just yet.
T.G.I.F.: I LOVE LUCY!
Get Up. Get Out. Don’t Sit.
“…New research this month finds that the more time someone spends sitting, the shorter and less robust his or her life may be. The findings were sobering: Every single hour of television watched after the age of 25 reduces the viewer’s life expectancy by 21.8 minutes. By comparison, smoking a single cigarette reduces life expectancy by about 11 minutes. Looking more broadly, they concluded that an adult who spends an average of six hours a day watching TV over the course of a lifetime can expect to live 4.8 years fewer than a person who does not watch TV. Those results hold true even for people who exercise regularly. It appears a person who does a lot of exercise but watches six hours of TV every night might have a similar mortality risk as someone who does not exercise and watches no TV…” [Read more...]
T.G.I.F.: Where are you on the PMC today?
T.G.I.F.: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No…
Has your work week been like this? Guaranteed 30 seconds of smile.
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TGIF: OMG, so close to the weekend…
Source: themetapicture.com
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Reach as high as you can…
And if they are chocolate chip, you’ve hit gold.
Source: Marc Johns. Marc Johns lives with his wife, two sons, and his drawer full of pens in Victoria, BC, Canada.
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Still, in the Hunt for the Holy Grail…
I’m productive. Efficient. I’ve been told by many – obsessively productive and efficient. I chew up tasks and spit them out. Yet, one can always be more productive, right? I’ve been in a life long search for the Holy Grail of a Zero Email Box solution at the end of each day. A search for the best To-Do program. A hunt for a better way to manage projects. A race to squeeze more into each day. I believe being more productive is possible. Within reach. Just within the ends of my fingertips.
So, when I came across Robin Sharma’s post titled “Become The Most Productive Person You Know”, I was like Zeke on his bone – on it. When Sharma opened his post by stating: “I want to help you create explosive productivity so you get big things done (and make your life matter)…”, I was giddy. I was delirious with anticipation. Imagine that – I WILL ACHIEVE “EXPLOSIVE” PRODUCTIVITY.
I’ve graded myself from “A” to “F” on each of his 21 Productivity tips and self-categorized my competency into three buckets: “Utter Failure”, “Journeyman” and “Master.”
My initial reaction to Robin Sharma’s tips was that I could be more productive if I stopped reading these “How-to” posts. Then after I settled in…I saw that there was some value in the exercise. And he did manage to highlight some nagging areas of personal concern (more consistent exercise, email addiction, extreme multitasking, need to take breaks to refuel.)
My Overall Score:
- Master: 9 out of 21 (43%)
- Journeyman: 3 out of 21 (14%)
- Utter Failure: 9 out of 21 (43%) – Wow! Shocking. So, my search for the Holy Grail will continue.
- You’ll find each tip below (or an excerpt) along with my grade/reaction.
Yup. Nailed it.
TGIF: You just know it has been a long week…
TGIF: Getting The Band Back Together…
With teamwork, anything is possible…
…As evidenced by the 2012 Ryder Cup. (Michael & Steve, enough gloating!)
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How much I enjoy air travel…
I was returning home from Chicago today. Ominous skies were threatening our return. Weather reports from home are gloomy – thunderstorms and heavy rains are pounding the NYC region. The flight is full. The mood among the passengers is surly…no one is up for an extended delay, or worse, a cancelation heading into the weekend. Yet, the flight is off, and on time and largely uneventful. We circle for 15 minutes over NYC as air traffic is backed up. We land. A few minutes late but the relief in the cabin is palpable.
We’re on the tarmac. An elderly lady three rows back is on her cell phone calling a family member. In a voice that is heard 8-10 rows in each direction, she let them know “THAT I’LL BE A BIT LATE AND THERE IS NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.” She carries on her phone conversation on her stay in Chicago and her plans for the weekend. Then, there’s a moment of silence. And, she’s back on the phone. This time with her car service. Her piercing voice is echoing up and down the tube. ”GIVE ME YOUR NUMBER! I’LL NEED TO CALL YOU FROM BAGGAGE CLAIM. NO I NEED YOUR NUMBER. 212-656-. WHAT WAS THAT AGAIN? 212-65X? SPEAK LOUDER.” This goes back and forth several times until she manages to get the number. Then, there’s another moment of silence and she’s back on the phone with another family member. ”I SHOULDN’T BE TOO LATE.” The conversation continues for several minutes at a raised decibel level. There’s another moment of silence and she’s back on the phone again. [Read more...]
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