Hump Day: Is it Friday yet?

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Source: Marie. Background on Caleb and the Wednesday Hump Day Posts: Let’s Hit it Again.

Deep

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Source: Feelinggoodtees

Monday Morning Wake-Up Call

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Source: Madamescherzo

Running. With Planks.

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6:02 am. Sunday, October 19, 2014. 52° F. Breezy. Autumn.

Mind rolls back to yesterday afternoon. Saturday at 4pm, and my body was signaling late Sunday. The heaviness of Work returned early, a thick Bay Area Fog. (Where’s my weekend?) I’m on a JetBlue flight heading South on Sunday afternoon to catch Monday morning meetings.

I’m ten pounds up from my six-month low. Ten pounds! My last running post was Sept 7th. My last run outside was Sept 14th. Over one month ago, and THAT run is still fresh. I glance at my notes from that day:

Garmin flashing 0.72 miles. Stomach cramps. They will work themselves out. Just slow it down. Keep your feet moving. 0.78 miles. Legs moving, body is haunched over. 0.80 miles. Pain ripping through left calf. I moan, stop and clutch my leg. No Mas. I turn and return home. To the couch.

I decide to break my pre-run routine. (Which, besides complaining about running, is to do nothing, but get out the door.)

I get down on my knees. I’m thinking 1 Plank. I position my iPhone stopwatch where I can see it. I take a deep breath in preparation.  (My blogger friends are deep under my skin. Bone deep.  If Lori can do three two-minute planks in one work-out and Carolann can do a four-minute plank, this is just a matter of practice, right? And, last time I checked, I’m a Man, right?)

I get in planking position. I’ll knock one of these off before my run, and then have something to write about when I return. I’m glaring at the stopwatch. (I’ll show them.)

25 sec.
(Think I got this.)

35 sec.
(Breathing a bit heavy, but I’m just finding my groove.) [Read more...]

I predict laughter in your future

David Kanigan:

Nina Conti one more time…Stick with it to the end, especially closing piece of act. Thank you Sandy!

Originally posted on Another Lovely Day:

Dave posted a video of Nina Conti the other day on his blog, Live & Learn. It was so funny [see Dave's post here] that I had to watch another one. And here’s it is . . .

Happy Saturday!

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T.G.I.F.: Why did the chicken cross the road?

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It had been crossing so long it could not remember.
As it stopped in the middle to look back,
a car sped by, spinning it around.
Disoriented, the chicken realized
it could no longer tell which way it was going.
It stands there still.

— John McNamee, Kafka’s joke book


Source: Photograph: Robin Loznak. Joke: kafkaesque-world

 

 

T.G.I.F.: It’s been a long week

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And don’t miss a full series of terrific penguin gifs here: observation deck

Guess.What.Day.It.Is?

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Here’s Caleb taking a selfie with this buds!


Notes: Source: themetapicture.com. Thank you Susan & thank you Horty for sharing this photo. Background on Caleb and the Wednesday Hump Day Posts: Let’s Hit it Again.

Bottom Line: Funny


Nina Conti performs her hilarious human puppet ventriloquism act. This woman is talented. Period. (Thank you Susan).


SMWI*: Let’s go for a run

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Koala goes for a morning run…Get those knees up!


Notes: SMWI* = Saturday morning workout inspiration. Source: themetapicture.com. Thank you Susan.

T.G.I.F.: It’s been a long week

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Source: thatonemeaningfulthing

These feet are bangin’ the floor this morning

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Thank you Kurt @ culturaloffeirng

 

Hi Ho, Hi Ho. It’s off to work we go

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Source: afantasybasedonreality

Guess.What.Day.It.Is? (Who knew!?!)

Who knew that Caleb was ticklish!


Notes: Thank you Todd Lohenry @ Bright, Shiny Objects for sharing this clip. Loved it.  Background on Caleb and the Wednesday Hump Day Posts: Let’s Hit it Again

T.G.I.F.: It’s been a long week

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Source: themetapicture.com (thanks Susan)

It’s Been A Long Day

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Source: gifak

Guess.What.Day.It.Is?

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Check me out! (The Fedorable Caleb)


Source: themetapicture.com. Hump Day Related Post: Hit it Again.

Monday Morning

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Source: ...Just Saying (Another Thin Man (W.S. Van Dyke, 1939))

 

It’s moving day

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This is what the Jawbone’s surveys show are the average steps per day for users of fitness step counters. (Saturday biggest day. Sunday, day of rest, apparently.)

Now here is my reality for the week of 9/8/14 based on steps counted by my Vivofit Fitness tracker:

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T.G.I.F.: It’s been a long week!

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Source: themetapicture.com

Guess.What.Day.It.Is?

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Source: Mydestination.com. Hump Day Related Post: Hit it Again.

5:00 p.m. Bell: Fly Home!

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Napoleon Dynamite Source – Chicagonow

T.G.I.F.: It’s been a long week

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Source: Themetapicture.com (Thanks Susan)

Big Day? Be Brave.

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Source: peacansandies

Monday Morning: Breakfast Time!

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Source: Kangaroo sleeping and eating via biomorphosis

SMWI*: Start me up!

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SMWI*= Saturday Morning Work-Out Inspiration. Source: Moneygoround

5:00 PM Bell: Hit the gates!

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Rabbit Island in Japan (via Themetapicture.com). Read more on Rabbit Island at the Guardian: Rabbit Island: A Japanese Holiday Resort for Bunnies

T.G.I.F.: It’s Been A Long Week

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Source: gifak-net

Guess.What.Day.It.Is?

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Whole Wheat. Strong Teeth.


Source: trekearth. Hump Day Related Post: Hit it Again.

Driving. Just another morning. Rollin’ down I-95.

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6:30am.

Traffic is building.

I turn the corner to the I-95 on-ramp. Man in coveralls is standing next to his graffiti stained Seafood Delivery truck. He glances up at me, pauses briefly, and then continues to flick through a bulging wad of bills in his right hand. (You declaring that income, Friend?)

There’s a semi truck in front. A Friendly’s ad adorns its back door: “Eat More Ice Cream.” (What kind of cruel joke is this? You friend, need no more ice cream. Saliva begins to build up, quicker than the traffic flow. I’m worse than Pavlov’s dog. I could use a tall, thick Coldstone Vanilla shake. Right now. I’d skip lunch if I could indulge. I would. I might.)

I come up on a gargantuan, two-trailer Fed Ex semi. Driver sitting up high. The truck gleams in the morning sun.  (Bucket list: Need to drive a Semi cross-country. Is he delivering new iPhone 6+s to Manhattan Apple Stores? Gadget man starts to twitch.)

I pass downtown Stamford and see the RBS (Royal Bank of Scotland) logo towering over the city.  (Well laddies. Is it time to cut the cord from Mother England?) [Read more...]

Some days, some days…

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…after a long day, you need to hug a big kitty.

and don’t miss a look at this fella’s paws.  Incredible… [Read more...]

T.G.I.F.: It’s been a long week

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Source: themetapicture.com

Stalking Friday

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Source: themetapicture

Guess.What.Day.It.Is?

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It’s Hump Day & Beach Day! Dig your toes in and chill.

Don’t miss amazing facts about Caleb and camels: HumanKind. AnimalKind. OneKind.


Source: onekind.org

 

EXACTLY what I needed to see. PERFECT.

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Source: People Were Asked About Their Prime Years, These Were Their Answers. themetapicture.com

Goodbye August. Hello September.

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Source: Father Jim Chern’s Blog

SMWI*: Get up Dad. Get up. Let’s go for a walk.

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Notes: SMWI*=Saturday Morning Work-out Inspiration. Image Source: gifak.net

Oh No. She’s right.

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A whole lot of us go through life assuming that we are basically right, basically all the time, about basically everything: about our political and intellectual convictions, our religious and moral beliefs, our assessment of other people, our memories, our grasp of facts. As absurd as it sounds when we stop to think about it, our steady state seems to be one of unconsciously assuming that we are very close to omniscient.

- Kathryn Schulz, Being Wrong


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Guess.What.Day.It.Is?

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Source: camels (Hump Day Call!)

 

 

Sleeping in August with the covers on

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Yep, about right.


Source:youreyesblazeout

T.G.I.F.: It’s been a long week

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Source: themetapicture.com (bear cub’s first clam)

Guess.What.Day.It.Is?

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Caleb and his friends: “Say Cheese”

Find more @ Fine Dining Lovers: “Milking It In Africa: Ethiopian Camel Cheese


Some days, some days…

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…after a long day, you need to hang out with your best friend


Notes:

Hearing Voices

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Source: Heyelley

Monday Morning Wake-Up Call: Hello? Hello? You up Yet?

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Image Source: YourEyesBlazeOut

Mama’s Boy. Then. And Now.

Here’s Eric with his Mom at 9 years old.

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And here’s Eric with his Mom last night in front of the restaurant in Norwalk where we had dinner. He’s now 20:

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TGIF: 5:00 Bell!

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Source: Weeklyrandom

T.G.I.F.: ‘Tis but a scratch

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Related Monty Python and The Holy Grail Posts:


Source: matty-bojangles

Long Day? Just – – It.

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Source: themetapicture.com. Thanks Susan.

Go cold turkey for Cash? A tough call.

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Source: themetapicture.com. Thanks Susan.